Bright pink porcelain doll,
With habits to break,
Walked into a bar
For a special drink.
Drilled to be calm and helpful
The bartender said in a frazzle:
“What do you wish ma’am?”
Despite she had whistled.
“I’ll have me a pink lady
With six split ripened cherries,
And be you quite careful,
Without nary a pip!”
The man by the chimney
Who lived near Slim’s pit
Just off by the cliff pondered a bit,
About the doll being bald as a berry.
The flashy porcelain doll,
Drank her drink in one gulp
Then stared in amazement
At a sudden wild whoop!
There stood a wooden injun,
With green hair in his hands;
Here’s your scalp, fair Marianne …
‘Twas by the horse’s coral!
It was wet a bedraggled
Mucked up and soggy …
The doll gave a sigh and replied
“Oh how I feel so sad and sobby!”
Ouch!! Gimme back my gterm hair!!! Grrreat pom 😀
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lol! you made me double up laughing! Glad you enjoyed 🙂
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oooops green hair not germ hair…so much for writing with my thumb, in bed on my smart phone…sigh…lazy A me…but I do get to sleep just before dawn.
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lol … I understood and understand completely you really need that sleep lady!
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No it was my thumbs…haha
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Ah … your thumbs need more sleep then 😉
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Nah, they`re just too fat for this phone.
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lol! these smart phones are pretty dumb…got to get a dictating phone.
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for dictating they are ok though I find.
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I can’t really say … to tell the truth I don’t have a smart phone.
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Ah of course {slaps palm to forehead!} you are already smart enough!!
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Of course I’m not … they cost a bloody fortune here and I’m too distracted to buy one ’cause it might fall out of my car, like the last one did, and I might run over it!!! 😉
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I never pay more than 60$ and get a contract with the cellphone provider, translation, I sell my soul!!!
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Now That’s being a smart lady…suppose they probably have that sort of offer here as well … and that would mean being with the same provider for at least 3 years … thoug shouldn’t be a problem as I’ve been with my present one 10 years.
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As I have as well…they have the best reception and monopoly in Canada…haha but they do support the service where I work …a lot! traveling on the highway far out of town they are hard to beat for reception and that is safety for me.
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About reception same here … although last week for some reason my server (also my cell phone server) had a national black-out and I was without the internet for a whole day, though the cell phone and regular phone still worked.
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wow! that is awful…it would be such a disaster for us spoiled north americans…haha check out my silly haiku when you get a chance. I am gonna try and sleep now for 4 hours.
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I’ll try to read more than just your haiku! Sleep tight!
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