Trifecta Weekend!

Trifextra Challenge: Maggie Stiefvater writes, “It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”  Give us the next thirty-three words of this story, as you imagine it.  Take it wherever you like, but make it original and make it 33 words exactly.

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As John looked down at the cadaver Maggie Stiefvater’s words came to mind.

“Now why did I ever decide to read that today!” he sadly mumbled as his spirit slowly began to evaporate.